Dad’s gone on a trip
to the land of Sweeten,
and we just can’t imagine
all the sugar that he’s eatin’!
He says the Sweetish countryside
is like none you’ve seen.
So I just bet it’s miles and miles
made of cake and jelly beans.
And where the Sweetish lands end
Dad says on one side is Finland.
Where I’m sure the locals swim well
being that they’re Fin-men.
Dad also said the other side
of Sweeten’s known as Norway.
where the Neitherlands are gone, I guess,
but the Norway’s stayed.
Why some places are called what
often is a mystery,
but not Norway, Finland, or Sweeten,
the clearest named places in history.