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Category Archives: The Exceptional Parent

March 14, 2019

THE EXCEPTIONAL PARENT: Opus No. 5

By Paul Camarata ¶ Posted in The Exceptional Parent, Word Doodles Galore ¶ Tagged design, exceptionalparent, poems ¶ Leave a comment

Don’t kick or head-butt
your brother at all,
unless he transforms
to a soccer ball.

Opus No. 5: In Action

March 14, 2019

THE EXCEPTIONAL PARENT: Opus No. 11

By Paul Camarata ¶ Posted in The Exceptional Parent, Word Doodles Galore ¶ Tagged design, exceptionalparent, poems ¶ 1 Comment

Always use a placemat
to keep mealtime clean,
unless that placemat
is made of ice cream.

MessyCone

 

 

March 14, 2019

THE EXCEPTIONAL PARENT: Opus No. 21

By Paul Camarata ¶ Posted in The Exceptional Parent, Word Doodles Galore ¶ Tagged exceptionalparent, poems ¶ Leave a comment

When we’re playing at the beach
and say, “Look your Sunday best!”
You can be a salty, sweaty, sandy mess.

March 14, 2019

THE EXCEPTIONAL PARENT: Opus No. 27

By Paul Camarata ¶ Posted in The Exceptional Parent, Word Doodles Galore ¶ Tagged exceptionalparent, poems ¶ Leave a comment

If you’re buckled in the back
while we’re driving down the road
and suddenly you make a juicy sneeze,
it’s ok to wipe your nose off with your sleeves.

March 14, 2019

THE EXCEPTIONAL PARENT: Opus No. 310

By Paul Camarata ¶ Posted in The Exceptional Parent, Word Doodles Galore ¶ Tagged exceptionalparent, poems ¶ 1 Comment

Run fast after your dreams
Always reach for the sky
Unless we’re in a store with fancy things
Then walk slow, palms pressed to your thighs.

March 14, 2019

THE EXCEPTIONAL PARENT: Opus No. 201

By Paul Camarata ¶ Posted in The Exceptional Parent, Word Doodles Galore ¶ Tagged exceptionalparent, humor, icicles, kids, parenting, poems, winter ¶ Leave a comment

Always welcome to your home
guests who say they’ll break your “things,”
when icicles are what they mean by “things.”

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