Whatever you are, be a good one,
Unless you’re a cottonhead,
Unless you’re a Q-Tip.
Not because you have enough of them to flaunt,
but when they’re what they want
are eggs the ideal gift.
To keep your barnyard
In a balanced position
The amount of your patience
Must exceed your ambition.
Bring something to the table
in all of life’s dealings
unless that something’s squealing.
Whether your trough holds milk, water, or pop,
Drink a gallon before spilling a drop.
Carry them as if your feathers
are all weather,
and you shall not be ruffled.