If in the world’s largest pig pen
the assignment you receive is
to install a country mile of fine tile,
pay no mind if the farmer’s blind
grab a bucket, trowel, and towel
and until that floor’s all in
stay snout to the grout.
UPDATED 10/28/17 with a graphic version:
Whatever you are, be a good one,
Unless you’re a cottonhead,
Unless you’re a Q-Tip.
To keep your barnyard
In a balanced position
The amount of your patience
Must exceed your ambition.