In a weaving race
against three-thumbed pigs,
even a spider can finish last
if he over multi-tasks.
In a weaving race
against three-thumbed pigs,
even a spider can finish last
if he over multi-tasks.
Whatever you are, be a good one,
Unless you’re a cottonhead,
Unless you’re a Q-Tip.
If in the world’s largest pig pen
the assignment you receive is
to install a country mile of fine tile,
pay no mind if the farmer’s blind
grab a bucket, trowel, and towel
and until that floor’s all in
stay snout to the grout.
UPDATED 10/28/17 with a graphic version: