We have an Aunt problem:
She squeezes our cheeks,
Her cooking is awful,
Her perfume…it reeks.

We have an Aunt problem:
She knits us clothes we don’t like.
At times she is gassy,
She ran over our bikes.

We have an Aunt problem:
And it won’t go away.
What’s that there … cash in those cards from her?
Why Auntie, please stay!