Today at the library
I perused The Odyssey,
The Iliad, Herodotus,
Jason and the Golden Fleece,
Pythagoras and Socrates,
Aesop, Metamorphoses,
Athens, Spartan, Promethean,
Zeus and Neptune, Peloponnesian.

So many options to devour
made my eyeballs hurt,
so rather than consume unwisely
I went home for a Greek yogurt.