One time Dad bought Mom some flowers,
and they made her weep.
And once he gave her earrings
that made her cry till she’d hardly speak.
Now the time he bought her
Onion Safety Goggles, I confess,
even though she said she loved’em,
I never seen a gift’s made her cry less.
Tweed Typewriter 
Love this. Keep them coming. Earrings do make ma cry more than onion glasses….when can we expect to see these quips of wisdom in a hard copy book?
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