When B.T. Dubs
Had something to say
He’d start it politely with
“By the way…”

“By the way,
If I may say,
Perhaps skip the ‘Good Hair Day Contest’ today.

“By the way,
May I inquire,
Have you noticed that you’re on fire?

“By the way,
Tell me true,
Has anyone mentioned you smell like a zoo?”

Yes, that was B.T. Dubs’ way,
Morning, noon, and night:
Everything he said,
Started out polite.