A long lost pal
of Crazy Horse
was far less well known
Lazy Horse
Who napped most hours
of the day,
waking only
to munch hay.
When others asked,
“What is it, huh?
why are you so, Lazy?”
He said,
“’Cause this way I’m dependable,
which I reckon
sure beats Crazy.’”

(Illustration: PaC)