Standing in the window
We saw out in the yard
Dad crouching and appearing
To be thinking very hard.
Before him lay the lawn
Which he ran both his palms through
Then he stood and snapped his fingers
Like he knew just what to do.
“Kids, congratulations!”
he said walking in the door,
“to the list of gifts we’re blessed with,
go ahead and add one more:
That rug of yellow flowers
We always viewed with alarm,
Is now the answer to the question,
‘Where’s your dandelion farm?’
“How close I came to mowing it
How lucky that I stopped!
How fortunes may have turned
If I’d ploughed our major crop:
“No dandelion tinctures,
Lost dandelion greens,
Zero dandelion wine
Or dandelion diaper creams!
“It proves how working hard
instead of smart can be a pox.
Why battle dandelion growth
When we’ve got it outfoxed?
“Now please excuse me kids,
this here farmer has had SOME day,
the land can wear you down, you’ll learn,
if on our farm you stay!”
Chuckling loudly as he exited
Dad didn’t hear us sighing,
Or see us window-squinting,
Picturing farming dandelions.