–Do you like tacos?

                        –Absolutely no way!

–How about shredded cheese?

                        –Sure.  I eat that every day.

–What about nacho chips?

                        –Yup, I love how they crunch.

–Tomatoes?  Beef?

                        –Sounds like a great lunch!

–Last call:  lettuce … salsa?

                        —Yes! Got guac?

–No, but how about a taco?

                        –I’d rather eat a sock.