Oh what’s there to do
With Bob Poopadoo?

His name is funnier
Than “Timbuktu”

It sounds like a creature
Who lives in a zoo:

“Come see the Poopadoo, kids,
from the Land of Zamboo!”

And yet Bob is just
A regular guy

He can’t sleep underwater,
Or do cartwheels in the sky,

When he’s happy, he laughs,
When he’s sad, he cries,

He puts on his pants,
One leg at a time.

While on paper, yes,
He looks different, it’s true,

He’s no more strange,
Than me or you.

So perhaps when it comes
To Bob Poopadoo,

About nothing,
There’s really much ado.