“Can a cantaloupe
elope to a slope
with an antelope
in an envelope?”
Said a jackalope
to a taupe-clad pope
who hoped against hope
to sell soap on a rope.

“Well it might make you mope,
but you’ll learn how to cope,
and no, you’re not a dope,”
said the pope, “but, nope.
A cantaloupe
can’t elope to a slope
with an antelope
in an envelope.”