RED ALERT

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No circus truly features fleas,

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To your mother, to your dad,

Aunt Petunia, Uncle Thad.

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Wireless models need no socket,

Have super-charged rebuttal lips

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Just 19.95 it costs,

Such a steal to be the boss!

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Make the world your audience!

Will folks be angry, will they care?

Grow loud, throw hands, or sternly stare?

Well if your top speed is not HARE,

Let’s just say: buyer beware.

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