An hour ago Kid Brother
wore booties on his feet,
till, we thought, the Baby Sock Bandit took’em
and snuck out into the street.
So we found a second pair of booties
and put’em on Kid Brother,
but, again, without us seeing him,
the Baby Sock Bandit made off with another.
So another pair we fetched
and then another then another,
before finally realizing the Baby Sock Bandit
was none other than Kid Brother.