INTENTION DEFICIT, DISORDER

Mom by accident

I put your make-up on.

Accidentally I moved the plunger

in the car from in the john.

By accident I got turpentine

on the ceiling fan.

Somehow I found a way

to melt papayas in the van.

How all of this happened

I wish I could tell you more

But I can’t escape my room,

there’s gobs of gum in the lock on the door.

Why yes, you’re right it happened

accidentally, of course!