Imagine for a week: You’re going out of town
And not one of your neighbors or friends is around.
Have you considered for home security
The Great Jim Brown, of Football Immortality?
In his orange cape and helmet
In the window he could sit,
Without a weapon or a word,
Protecting every sit—
-uation at your place
from invasion by a stranger
Who if he burglar-ed upon Jim Brown
would be in a world of danger.
The only problem might be
When Jim was really feeling right
Well, there’s a chance he could retire early
On a given night.
Though even in his sleep
Peaceful, powerful and sound
He’d give bulletproof protection
There’s no doubt
Would the great Jim Brown.