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Category Archives: By Design
THE LIGHT
If life were like a grotto
There would be no score
If the lighter of a candle
Had been rich or a poor
Or boy or girl
Or black or white
Or young or old
Or left or right
Or what had brought’em there
Or how many lights they’d lit
Or if they liked to stand in back
Or kneel alone or sit
No one keeps track of how to spell
The candle lighters’ names
At a grotto time is better spent
Reflecting on their flames
And when the spirit moves,
Passing the light along,
With no thought that the candle
You’re sharing from is wrong
If life were like a grotto
Every light that we discover
Would warm and guide and give itself
To freely spark another.
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RE-LAUNCH ANGLE
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JACK SQUASH
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MY OPENING DAY WISH, 2018
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FAKE MOVIE POSTERS: Candyland by Callahan
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BEATMAN the BATNIK
NOR’GEESETER: A Steller Story
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TOY, STORY
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FAKE MOVIE POSTERS: Moonstruck 2049
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LARRYING UP
PRECORDED HISTORY
A caveman carved a photo
With a lens of stone:
Of a bubbling tar pit,
Of brontosaurus bones,
Of a running horse
In a French cave drawing,
Of a sabretooth with
His t-rex neighbor, jawing.
Then going “MOTION PICTURE”
He shot two glaciers racing,
The footage looked like still shots ;
Blame the racers pacing.
Capturing the land before time,
His stone Nikon in hand
A photog Missing Link he was
The Caveman Cameraman.
OUTPOWER THE HOUR
For a doctor,
For a bus,
If a junkyard,
then for rust.
For a letter,
For a sign,
Several times a week,
in line.
It may take minutes,
It may take months,
But the only unbeaten
wait lifter is patience.
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THEY WRITE STORIES ABOUT THIS TIME OF YEAR
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BURN, BABY, BURN
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DON’T STOP BELIEVING
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WHEN BAD GUYS GONE GOOD SEND SEASON’S GREETINGS
CHRISTMAS CLOUD COVER
Christmas night rain
Was causing trepidation
For reindeer who worked
Through precipitation.
There were no good galoshes
To cover a hoof
And also give traction
To walk on a roof.
A red nosed windshield wiper
Had not been invented
A slicker for antlers
Nowhere could be rented.
So wet Christmas Eves
Rudolph would fear
Along with his team
Until finally one year,
They became so distracted
Checking the weather
Their boss caught wind of
His team’s ruffled feathers.
Mrs. Claus heard and said,
“Let me ring a friend.
I bet once and for all
Their concerns we can end.”
A couple weeks later,
It was early December,
A large package arrived addressed
KRINGLE TEAM MEMBERS.
As he opened it Saint Nick whispered,
“What have we got here …
‘SAINT ELLA UMBRELLA’S
REINDEER RAIN GEAR’?!?”
“Just in time,” said Mrs. Claus
walking in, “it’s arrived.
Ella said she could help.
I knew that was no jive.”
The Reindeer Rain Gear
In the box was a boon,
With it on Santa’s team
Hoped they’d face a monsoon:
Water tight goggles,
Impervious slickers,
Treaded hoof booties,
Fur sealing knickers,
All there among Saint Ella
Umbrella’s tricks,
The Reindeer Rain Gear
For a wet Christmas fix,
Thanks to Mrs. Claus
And the power of friends,
Since that year the reindeer
Viewed rain through a new lens.
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EARLY TURTLE POWER
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THE HULKSTER and THE BOLSHEVIK
ON ARA
Click the link above to visit Instagram and see both photos from the Ara Parseghian statue at the Miami University Cradle of Coaches.
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BHIZARRO BHEATLES
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GRIT and GRACE
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AIR and SPACE
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